Ryan Danley is a Portland-based writer, horror podcaster, and proud dad of two amazing kids. He co-hosts Another Goddamn Horror Podcast, where he’s interviewed everyone from indie filmmakers to horror icons and covered the latest in genre film. Ryan has written over 70 articles for The Hard Times and other satire sites, as well as music journalism and interviews with everyone from up-and-coming bands to Shaggy 2 Dope. He recently starred in the upcoming horror short Mr. TV Man and is currently working on projects that blend splatterpunk and surrealism. Whether he’s talking monsters, writing blood-soaked fiction, or just being the loudest cheerleader at his kids’ events, Ryan brings humor, heart, and a little bit of chaos to everything he does.
Ryan Danley
Role: Mr TV Man
When Selysa Love turned 18, she ran away to Peru and joined the circus. She has since performed spellbinding contortion solos and dazzling acrobatic duos on dozens of stages including at TEDx Folsom, GoodDay Sacramento, and Aries Moon Circus. While right side up, Selysa is the founder of Sacramento Reiki Center and the creator of the Emotion & Trauma Release Technique—a blend of Reiki, somatic processing, and nervous system retraining. Her circus training and performances deepen her understanding of the body’s role in healing. Selysa’s mission is to break cycles of generational trauma while preserving legacies of ancestral gifts.
Selysa Love
Role: Media
Drew Absher
Role: The Office Man
Drew Absher is a stand-up comedian from Sacramento that has performed on stages all over California. His ability to blend unique observational humor with outrageous stories about his life have quickly made him a can’t-miss performer. He is a staple of Northern California stand up, and has worked for everyone from NBA teams to art museums!
Lainy Larsen
Role: The Daugther
Lainy Larsen is an award-winning actress best known for her role as Grace in Portrait of Fear (2024). She won best supporting actress at the SacTown Movie Buffs Film Festival in 2024. Lainy has a background in theatre and started acting in short films in 2023. She plans to expand her portfolio as an actress for years to come.
Melissa Uroff
Role: The Mother
Melissa Uroff is a California-based artist and performer whose creativity spans photography, installation, and multimedia work. Drawing from her experiences as a woman, she brings depth and nuance to her roles, blending emotional authenticity with a playful sense of imagination. Her artistic sensibilities inform her performances, making her a compelling and versatile presence on screen.
